"Mum's are pretty brilliant...Imagine giving birth to you..That must have smarted a bit... and you were a bit of a hormonal nightmare in your teenage years let's all be honest here.She has fed you, bathed you, stopped monsters coming into your room. OK she has a moan, but overall she rocks.
So come on, Don't you think its time to give her a little treat ? HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY !!"
Glamorously yours,with love...Miss k